I promise on my firstborn son
that I will destroy DogeBonk.
Help us keep the streets clean from all the dogs and other four-legged animals carrying baseball bats around our homes.
This guy has so much money he literally has a ticket to go to frickin' space!! WTF!!
*based on the last few years of unknown activity from the suspect.
Vitalik was on his way to buy ice cream and was reportedly having business dealings with a dog carrying a large wooden baseball bat.
Hero of 2021, the hero dog reports a successful Space mission to "dunk on all those other bitches", at last week's news event.
Drenched in cheap spaghetti sauce, Tesla spokesperson Elon Musk was pictured running at full speed out of a Sbarro restaurant.
*personal opinions not based in reality
Stolen from wealthy elite bankers.
Peak cult numbers during Winter/Spring 2022
Cease & Desist Letter
from SXSW Festival
Oh no here comes the sales pitch.
Thanks to the magic of Web3 crypto-technology (that we don't fully understand), you can now directly buy $DOBO with your mom's credit card! I mean, just look at this beautiful contract. It actually says "DOBO" right at the end!!!!!!
0x73C6A7491d0dB90Bdb0060308CDE0F49dfD1D0B0
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